With ease, Lieutenant.

I can’t take it! I’m being steamed In my own velour!

She’s right! Leela! You must try the tentacle. It’s like my soul is wearing a velour body glove. Using the twin guns of grace and tact, I blasted our worthless enemies with a fair compromise. We fight this battle, not for ourselves, but for our children, and our children’s children. Which is why I am forming a children’s brigade! Will the following youths please step forward. Captains log. Stardate: National Donut Day. We’re under attack from a ship made of solid fire. All weapons simply pass through and come out the other end. Like that ball bearing I once mistook for a mint. 

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I object to these frivolous paltry charges.

Let’s just send a text message. Say we’re going through some “weird stuff” right now. Oh, ho, ho! The luscious Captain Leela. This is turning into one very sexy struggle for the future of the human race. 

There’s only one sure fire way into a woman’s heart and parts beyond. I speak, of course, of karaoke.

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